$50 Million Dollars!

My dream started off with a couple of friends and myself searching for a new place to rent. We had found this nice three bedroom three bath place close to downtown and to work – it was pretty much perfect for us. I received a call from a Realtor who said they had found an even better place for us a little ways down the road. I decided to check it out and was completely in love upon placing my eyes on the home.

The place was painted blue and had a bright red front door. The outside was surrounded by large shady oak trees along with dozens of bushes with these amazing red flowers. The backyard was HUUUGE and included a pool that reminded me of a hidden pond untouched by human kind. Inside was breathtaking; large kitchen with state of the art appliances, high vaulted ceilings, separate dining room and den, game room with a full wet bar, three large rooms with private bathrooms in each.

The landlord, who happened to be this guy I knew in Arizona who pretty much sucked at life – he was a giant asshole – said he would let us rent out the place for $990.00 per month since he was desperate for some cash. Of course I agreed and we moved in the next week.

Somehow I inherited $50 million dollars short after our move in and decided I wanted the house for myself so I offered our landlord $250,000.00 for the place and he accepted without a second thought. After the house was mine, I paid off all of my debt including credit cards, student loans and money owed to my parents… Then paid off all of my sisters debts. I quit my job and started going to school full time at University of Texas going after a degree in Psychology.

What made this dream really interesting is my roommate and I actually just found a new place – three bedrooms with three private bathrooms. We are hoping to be able to move around the 15th on January since we both have to take care of some money issues first. I am hoping this dream means good things are coming my way financially… I could really use a break! I am also planning on starting a Psychology program at Austin Community College coming up next year.

Old Friends Passing and Carmen Electra

First of all, I am surprised I remembered any of my dream last night as I haven’t been able to in quite some time – obviously. I suppose I am glad I did but then again, it wasn’t the best dream in the world.

It started off in my older sisters’ room… We were playing around with an external hard drive that had some kind of important information on it for a business an old friend of mine was running. Next thing you know, people are grieving – apparently my old friend Ruth had passed away recently. I am not quite sure how or when she passed, but her daughter, my sister and I decided we needed to keep the business going since that would be what Ruth would want.

Now for the really weird part of the dream… Carmen Electra danced in the middle of my living room wearing the same outfit Jessica Alba wore while dancing in the movie Sin City. I have absolutely so idea why she was there but all she did was dance for the good number of people sitting around watching her.

Then my alarm goes off… Death and then Carmen Electra – completely random.

Rich, Famous and Shaq

I always wondered what it would be like to be rich and famous and I suppose I got a little taste of that last night in my dream, of course on my minds own terms. I was staying at a nice resort somewhere in the United States. I remember walking around completely drunk out of my mind chatting it up with Shaq, who was my best friend.

We roamed around for awhile wandering from bar to bar, to the pool, then back to the bar until I noticed Bad Boy Bill on the other side of the pool. I walked over there and said my hello's when he invited my other friend and I back to his room to party some more. Of course I accepted. When we got to his room I could immediately tell the people in there weren't messing around when it came to having a good time. I saw piles of drugs, most likely ecstasy, laying all over the place. Bad Boy Bill led us into the back room where we relaxed on the bed drinking straight out of bottles of Rum.

Next thing you know, a laser is coming through the door and someone is yelling at me to open up. I walked towards the door and asked who it was. It turned out to be another friend of ours who had been caught by the police with drugs. They had bribed him to try and get us to come out of the room so they could search the rest of us for any illegal substances. The cops finally busted in the door and grabbed my friend and Bad Boy Bill. I took off out the door and flew around the corner trying to find somewhere to hide... Why? I have no idea because I knew I didn't have anything illegal on me. I found Shaq and made him bring me back to the room we were staying in and keep watch for any police activity.

I remember it taking us forever to get there because people wandering outside their rooms wondering what was going on kept grabbing at Shaq and I trying to get autographs and pictures. Shaq ended up just picking me up and sprinting through a ton of people to get us to safety.

Aaaand well that was the end of the dream. Weird.

Flying Through The Grand Canyon

When I was a little girl, I always wanted wings - This childhood wish of mine finally came true in my dream last night.

I was hanging out with a few friends outside of a hospital when one of them started to cry. I asked her what happened as she hung up her cell phone. Her boyfriend and his best friend were upstairs lying in hospital beds - their diagnosis was not good. Her and I walked up stairs and kept them company while the doctor's finished explaining what was wrong with them (I don't remember what was said). Apparently I had the biggest crush on the boyfriends best friend for a long time because I couldn't stop myself from crying even though he said everything would be OK. He held me close to him for awhile until it was starting to get dark outside.

It was then I decided we needed to get these boys out of the hospital and help them to live their lives while they still had the chance. My girlfriend snuck her boyfriend out first - now it was my turn to sneak us out. I opened the window, grabbed (I suppose I should name him since I do not remember his name in the dream so...) Jay - jumped out the window spreading my large wings across the sky. We shot straight up into the sky and headed towards the Grand Canyon. Jay had never seen it before so I thought it would be the perfect beginning to fly him through the Canyon.

When we arrived, I was exhausted and just about crash landed us into the Colorado River. I remember feeling whole, happy, complete for those moments in my dream - sitting there relaxing against Jay - It was a feeling I had never experienced in my life and I didn't want it to ever fade away. We continued our journey around the Canyon until I was abruptly woken up this morning by my alarm clock. Le sigh...

I got FIRED!

Not only is it horrid that I was WORKING in my dream last night, but at the very end of it - I got FIRED. I suppose I should give you a little work history before I get into details...

I do online marketing for a living which basically means search engine optimization, search engine marketing, content building, social networking and article submission - among other things. I work for a small sign shop in North Austin in charge of a good amount of their online marketing campaigns. We do not do any kind of paid advertising.

OK, now that you are caught up, back to the dream. I do not remember much of the beginning or what exactly brought me to this point in the dream so I will just begin from what I do remember. I was sitting at my computer - which was outside for some awesome reason - working along when my supervisor walks up to me and starts going off on some weird tangent. He went on and on about nothing work related then out of the blue asked me what I was doing. I told him I was looking into PPC campaigns for our company and he freaked out. "We are finished with paid marketing, you are fired, get out!".

I remember being pretty stunned, but just got up and left - then I woke up.

According to dreammoods.com:

To dream that you lost your job, represents instability and insecurity in your waking life.

I can see how this relates to my waking life. I just moved to another state and things have been messy... Although they are getting better, it is awkward that I would be dreaming about this feeling now?

Tucker Max was a pool boy

I woke up around 7am this morning because it was incredibly way too hot in the house. Thankfully, I fell back asleep and had a highly amusing dream. It began riding around in an amphibious car/boat looking for small lakes to go hang out in – for some reason they were located under freeways. The scenery unexpectedly switched over and I was now in a friend’s house eating food. This friend was actually a lady who is on my kickball team – not sure how she exactly fit’s into the dream but either way, the food she was feeding both Tucker Max (he showed up out of no where) and I was delicious. We then went outside to the pool area where Tucker began to clean… Apparently his job was a pool cleaner and he wore this ridiculous outfit and was slightly overweight. Anyways, in the middle of his pool cleaning session he walks over to me and tries to kiss me. At the time, I was lying in a lawn chair – he laid right next to me. We pretty much laid there for awhile messing around as he continued to try and get down my pants. Finally I got him to back off and he then respected my boundaries – which is awkward if you have ever read his blog – he loves vagina. We walked around holding hands the remainder of the dream in some weird park filled with all kinds of exotic wildlife and plants, things I have never seen before.

Cocktail Waitress at a strip club

The title pretty much sums up the dream I had last night.... I do not remember anything that happened other than I was a cocktail waitress at a local strip club and I had to wear this amazing outfit that made me look super hot. Lovely.

At an amusement park

I had a dream two nights ago that I was wandering through an amusement park. I came across a large building with an "Alice in Wonderland" theme and decided to go inside. I found a ride with a small line that was named "Cheshire Cat's Twirly Tubes"... Intrigued by the name, I decided to get on the ride. It was a huge ride, larger than most rides I have ever seen and consisted of a maze of multiple colorful tubes shooting every direction.

The ride vehicle was in the shape of a small worm and had a cage surrounding it to prevent riders from sticking any appendages out during the ride. As the ride started, I immediately understood why as this ride was filled with all kinds of twists, turns, and places where I really did not think we would make it through due to the small size of the track.

There were no crazy creatures or animations, just vibrant colors and shapes....

According to DreamMoods.com - To see or be in an amusement park in your dream, indicates that you need to set some time for leisure and more enjoyment in your life. Consider how everything in the park is an expression of some aspect of yourself. Alternatively, you may be too easily distracted lately.

Stripper at Zuma Grill?

I really have absolutely no idea what anything in the dream I had earlier this morning meant. To begin, I was a stripper at a bar in Tempe, Az named Zuma Grill - who do not have strippers to begin with. I guess I was climbing up a pole when some guy shouted he could see my thong liner, which for you guys out there, is a type of pad. He said I should be really embarrassed but I pretty much just shook it off and continued to dance.

Not quite sure what happened to bring me to the next situation but... A female friend of mine decided she wanted to sew together a patriotic dress for me since apparently it was close to the Fourth of July. It ended up being a tube top dress covered in American flags - and it even came with a little American flag purse that for some reason, had a pink glittery bowling ball in it - that was also made for left handed people, I am right handed.

That was pretty much the end of the dream. Odd.

Almost everything gone...

I do not remember much so this will be an incredibly short entry... my apologies.

I lived in an apartment complex in the middle of a nice part of town. I was out with a few friends having a drink and returned to my door being wide open. I knew immediately that someone had broken in and most likely everything would be gone or destroyed. As I walked into my apartment, my worst fears came alive as everything was in shambles. Incredibly, the only things that were not taken were a backpack full of clothes, my expensive camera, and my laptop which I always keep hidden in a secret place. Thankful for that, I was not too upset over everything else being gone since they are only material items. Although, I would have been crushed if my computer and/or external hard drive was missing -- my life is saved on those two valuable pieces of property. The rest of the dream pretty much consisted of me trying to pick up my place and hanging out with my "boyfriend" in the dream. I place the word in quotations since I have no such thing in real life... lol

Smokin' a Bowlski

After my alarm went off this morning, I decided I wanted twenty more minutes of sleep so I set another and went back to my slumber. During the twenty minute nap, I had an interesting dream about smoking a bowl of weed in the restroom of some nice hotel with two of my best friends. I have been friends with Andrea and Ashley ever since my sophomore year of high school -- they are pretty much the two main people I keep in touch with on a daily basis from that school. Anyways, we were all sitting in the restroom dressed up like we were at some type of formal smoking out of a bubbler that had our pictures melted into the bottom of it. I THINK Andrea said something about it being a gift a few years back, a memory so all of us could always remember the amazing times we had. The dream pretty much consisted of us smoking bowl after bowl and inviting random women who walked in the restroom to smoke with us.

Horrible, just horrible.

I had the worst nightmare last night... One of my best friends had died. I do not remember much of the dream, or how it happened... all I remember was standing at a funeral sobbing uncontrollably for the loss of my dear friend. While trying to decipher what all of this meant, I came across this little number on Dreammoods.com.

To see someone dying in your dream, signifies that your feelings for that person are dead or that a significant change/loss is occurring in your relationship with that person. Alternatively, you may want to repress that aspect of yourself that is represented by the dying person.

I find it to be highly interesting as it relates to a few feelings that I have had the past few weeks. I wonder if my subconscious is finally trying to tell me to act instead of sit back and observe.

No Bassmint??

There is an upcoming show on Friday called Bassmint. It is the first of a series of 21+ events to be held at numerous places around the valley offering a wide variety of music. I have been pretty excited about it for awhile now and have actually done a good amount of work trying to promote it. I think this organization has a lot of potential and I want to make sure I do everything in my power to help the promoters get their name and information out about it.... Anyways, during my dream last night - Bassmint didn't happen. I remember we were already at Chaser's Nightclub (where the first event will be held this Friday), and I was talking to my boss, who just so happens to be a part of the original Bassmint crew, asking him why all the stuff was getting packed up. He pretty much said "We are kidding about the whole Bassmint thing so we are packing our stuff up and getting the hell out of town for a night". I do not remember much else but standing around Chaser's watching people come and go confused as all hell, wondering why Bassmint vanished.

Cutting off my hair

A few nights ago, I had a dream I was cutting all of my hair off with a knife... I don't remember any other part of the dream except for this. In the Dream Moods Dictionary - cutting your hair is suppose to suggest I am experiencing some kind of loss in strength or that someone is trying to censor me in some way. It could also mean I am trying to reshape my thinking or ambitions to try and eliminate unwanted thoughts/habits.

This really got me thinking about some things going on.... Hrmmm

Mark from the Men and Asian's dream

I had a dream about Mark again.... But this time, he was disfigured. I think the best way I could describe him would be some sort of goblin. He had the straight up pointy nose, disfigured teeth, odd shaped eyes, and elf ears. He was not doing anything to try and harm or scare me in any way... but I remember I was completely turned off by his looks and wanted to get away.

I couldn't find anything about people you know turning into goblin creatures in the dream dictionary so I am just going to guess what all this relates to.

The other day, Mark hits me up out of the blue and says "You know, if you don't want to hang out, just let me know now because I am tired of wasting my time on you". I have been completely busy for the past two weeks and really haven't had the urge or time to go hang out with him. He continued to say I was wasting his time and hinted that I was some kind of bar slut.

Now any feelings I had for him pretty much disappeared after he said those words to me which makes me think... Turning into a goblin in my dream was my way of letting every feeling go I ever had for him.

The only shitty part of this whole situation is he totally has my couch, and a couple of lamps. (I let him borrow them since he just moved back into town and didn't have anything).

Men and Asian bitches

Last night’s dream was completely intriguing. It started off in some kind of school or office building that had an elevator that only worked half the time. I was trying to get it to work with a guy I had been flirting with (I will change his name to Mark to protect identities). Mark and I had been hanging out all day in my dream until my other love interest Matt (name changed as well, lol) showed up. Mark eventually disappeared off with some other girl so Matt and I began to flirt. Nothing naughty happened… It mostly consisted of silly teasing, tickling, kisses on the forehead and cheeks, holding each other, etc…

Some random Asian girl walks up to us and hands him a note expressing her love for him. I took the note from him and started to read it. At first, I thought “hey, this could be a fun little challenge to keep him tied to me and to forget about her”. Back in the broken elevator, I somehow got his phone and found a bunch of Asian porn on it…. I kind of got a little nervous then since it was an Asian girl stepping on my toes. The girl ended up getting in my face a little later throughout the dream so I pretty much laid her out on the floor since she was probably half my size. Apparently Matt was impressed by how quickly I took her down and stayed with me for the remainder of the dream.

I looked up flirting in the Dream Moods Dictionary and came up with this response - To dream that you are flirting or that someone is flirting with you, represents your need for intimacy and affection. You may be about to enter into a serious commitment or relationship in the near future.

I just got out of a nutty relationship so I am not quite sure if I could believe that as I know I am not ready to jump back into another one. I suppose it could mean I am about to commit to something other than another person.. Maybe something school related, or work related?

Oversized Wild Animals

The first thing I remember about the dream last night was walking around this large pool. Someone was telling me about an over sized alligator that resided in the pond that had been increasingly dangerous the last couple of nights. Suddenly, I saw the alligator on the other side of the pool biting itself... Literally tearing itself to shreds. It finally ended up killing itself leaving blood and alligator guts all around the pool. It was really brutal for a dream... but not quite a nightmare since I did not feel any fear throughout the vision. Later in my dream, an over sized caribou took over the pond. It was really weird as I did not know caribou enjoyed swimming in water for long periods of time and could hold their breathe for around 10 minutes.

It was like the Jungle Book all over again

In the dream I had last night… I was the owner of several exotic animals including a tiger named Shere khan, a zebra, and a black bear. Unfortunately, I do not remember the names I had given to the zebra and the bear. The majority of my dream resolved around hanging out with the tiger. He was very well trained and VERY tame when it came to interacting with people. He has lease trained, so everywhere I went, the tiger went – it was great because I didn’t have to worry about him attacking anyone since he listened so well. If someone was a danger, he would then get defensive, but other than that, he was an awesome pet to have! If only I could have a pet tiger like that in real life.

The zebra pretty much relaxed at home the majority of the time. It was amusing because the thing would lie down and spread its legs out to the sides just like it was some sort of dog. The black bear followed me where I allowed him too on his hind legs just watching and observing.

I don’t remember anything else about the dream… Kinda sucks, I am sure it was super awesome.