Tucker Max was a pool boy

I woke up around 7am this morning because it was incredibly way too hot in the house. Thankfully, I fell back asleep and had a highly amusing dream. It began riding around in an amphibious car/boat looking for small lakes to go hang out in – for some reason they were located under freeways. The scenery unexpectedly switched over and I was now in a friend’s house eating food. This friend was actually a lady who is on my kickball team – not sure how she exactly fit’s into the dream but either way, the food she was feeding both Tucker Max (he showed up out of no where) and I was delicious. We then went outside to the pool area where Tucker began to clean… Apparently his job was a pool cleaner and he wore this ridiculous outfit and was slightly overweight. Anyways, in the middle of his pool cleaning session he walks over to me and tries to kiss me. At the time, I was lying in a lawn chair – he laid right next to me. We pretty much laid there for awhile messing around as he continued to try and get down my pants. Finally I got him to back off and he then respected my boundaries – which is awkward if you have ever read his blog – he loves vagina. We walked around holding hands the remainder of the dream in some weird park filled with all kinds of exotic wildlife and plants, things I have never seen before.